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	<title>the Bionic Genius Roundtable</title>
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	<description>&#9733; your mom's fastest growing podcast sensation &#9733;</description>
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		<title>2006 Holiday Special }{ Podcast Episode 0000039</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/12/11/2006-holiday-special-podcast-episode-0000039/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 21:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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Well twist my mustache and tickle my ivories!  The Bionic Genii are back!?
Don&#8217;t get your sock garters in a bunch&#8230;  Like when David Lee Roth hooked-up again with the VanHalens, this is an experiment to see if the band can still play after all these months of disdain and what-what.
Join the genii in this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One year later&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/11/21/one-year-later/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/11/21/one-year-later/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 21:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So we&#8217;ve decided to hold the baby under the water until it stopped kicking.
We might be developing some new shows, but for now&#8230; just let it be.
To mark this weekend in history as the anniversary of the show&#8217;s launching, here&#8217;s a special redux version of our first show, THE 2005 THANKSGIVING SPECIAL.
 

the 2005 Bionic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Return of the Genii }{ Podcast Episode 0000038</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/09/20/the-return-of-the-genii-podcast-episode-0000038/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/09/20/the-return-of-the-genii-podcast-episode-0000038/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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in episode 0000038:
So we finally made it back!  In this episode, we finally swore-off skits!!!  Like Terry will ever give-up the skits!?
Over lunch we talked about the usual: what we were eating, wearing, watching, listening to and morning over.
If you think there&#8217;s a Star Wars element to this episode, then you&#8217;re just wishful thinking.
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		<title>Hold the phone&#8230;  we&#8217;re coming back! }{ Podcast Episode 0000037.5</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/08/28/hold-the-phone-were-coming-back-podcast-episode-00000375/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/08/28/hold-the-phone-were-coming-back-podcast-episode-00000375/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 14:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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So after the dust cleared from Alan&#8217;s departure, our legal department is allowing us to return to the roundtable on one condition:
No more skits.
As the genii we are, we&#8217;re always looking for loopholes. So we offer you the latest podcast installment, episode 0000037.5.
We&#8217;ll be back at the roundtable before you can figure-out the following [...]]]></description>
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		<title>selling-out to the man</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/08/25/selling-out-to-the-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/08/25/selling-out-to-the-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 13:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Unclassified]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So we&#8217;ve caved under the pressures of the man.
We&#8217;ve brought banner ads to the site.Keep scrollin&#8217;, keep scrollin&#8217;&#8230; there they are!
We&#8217;ve tried to offer something for everyone.  I&#8217;m only guessing here, but I&#8217;m going to display what are bound to be the staff favorites.  Ready?
Alan:

Roy:

Terry:

So click long &#38; click hard. Do it for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Last Broadcast &#8230; Maybe }{ Podcast Episode 0000037</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/08/22/the-last-broadcast-maybe-podcast-episode-0000037/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/08/22/the-last-broadcast-maybe-podcast-episode-0000037/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 19:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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holy cow! where have you been??!
This one&#8217;s been sitting around for weeks gathering dust.  There&#8217;s probably even some dated jokes here about Y2K, failed space shuttle missions and the Nixon administration, but that&#8217;s no different than any other show, so you&#8217;ll dig it as usual.
Roy and I thought this would definitely be the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One More Show!?</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/08/20/one-more-show/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/08/20/one-more-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 00:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Our Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Not only is the audience threatened with only one last broadcast, but we&#8217;re also having some technical issues on the site.  Sorry so stripped!  It must be Karma setting-in.
So yah, the episode titled &#8220;THE LAST BROADCAST&#8230;MAYBE&#8221; will go live shortly, so stay-tuned for that and hopefully more 
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		<title>But I Digress }{ Podcast Episode 0000036</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/08/06/but-i-digress-podcast-episode-0000036/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/08/06/but-i-digress-podcast-episode-0000036/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
inane chatter defined.
This week Alan announces that he&#8217;s leaving work, which likely means the show will suffer from a hiatus hernia.
We fail at several attempts to call someone who cares: Josh the Intern, Indiana Buddhist Temple, and Indiana&#8217;s top terrorist target: Amish Country Popcorn. Yes, popcorn {see Indystar.com}.
Thanks to Erin for this grande Jon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charred Beyond Recognition }{ Podcast Episode 0000035</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/07/25/charred-beyond-recognition-podcast-episode-0000035/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/07/25/charred-beyond-recognition-podcast-episode-0000035/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
grillin&#8217; with mad chedda
This week we speak with Rockin&#8217; Ronnie Shewchuck, BBQ expert from Canada.  Ronnie shows us that Canadians are almost good for something.

in episode 0000035&#8230;
Let&#8217;s see &#8230; we already told you about Rockin&#8217; Ronnie Shewchuck. His Web site is www.ronshewchuk.com/bbq/. We talk about plank cooking, the difference between grilling and barbequing, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Should We Stay or Should We Go Now?</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/07/18/should-we-stay-or-should-we-go-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/07/18/should-we-stay-or-should-we-go-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 17:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We have sad news&#8230;
Alan is leaving work, which means that he&#8217;s leaving the show, or rather &#8212; the current set-up of recording over lunch at work.  Make sense?
So, if prodded, we can continue the show using a different technology, like voice over IP {Skype}, morse code or carrier pigeon.
Your voice can make a difference. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the Dee Oh Gee Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000034</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/07/18/the-dee-oh-gee-issue-podcast-episode-0000034/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/07/18/the-dee-oh-gee-issue-podcast-episode-0000034/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Who&#8217;s a good dog?
This week we speak with Skip Haynes from the Laurel Canyon Animal Company, Makers of Pet CD&#8217;s guaranteed to get a reaction from your dog. We even play a few of these songs on the show, so get some headphones for your pooch!
Note: tBGR&#8217;s dog&#8217;s reactions were greatly improved with Beggin&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Again with the Theremin }{ Podcast Episode 0000033</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/07/11/again-with-the-theremin-podcast-episode-0000033/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/07/11/again-with-the-theremin-podcast-episode-0000033/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 23:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
In this episode&#8230;
This week we speak with Dr. Robby Virus, genius Thereminist.

Episode 0000033 features:
As a change of scope, we actually talk about what we&#8217;re eating for lunch.
We also hear from Alan on a spam-jelly-preserved issue of Alan&#8217;s World.
Can you believe we&#8217;re serving-up two premieres? This Week in Medicine and North America&#8217;s fastest-growing soap opera [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three Cups of Tea }{ Podcast Episode 0000032</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/06/23/three-cups-of-tea-podcast-episode-0000032/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/06/23/three-cups-of-tea-podcast-episode-0000032/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 13:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
In this episode&#8230;
This week we speak with Greg Mortenson, an American on a mission, fighting terrorism one school at a time.

The former mountaineer heads up the Central Asia Institute, which has built more than 50 secular schools for girls and boys in Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Mortenson’s passion-some might say obsession-to bring education to the children [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virtual Vomit Bag</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/06/21/virtual-vomit-bag/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/06/21/virtual-vomit-bag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 18:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
We discussed &#8220;what places would be so bad&#8221; that the employer would actually have to hang these&#8230; Here&#8217;s our list so far {add yours!}


Star Jones&#8217; personal trainer
George Hamilton IV&#8217;s canned tan application specialist
Hotel room reserved for Tom Arnold/Roseanne honeymoon
Stouffer&#8217;s assembly line
Wing&#8217;s recording studio
Soyburger factory
Curves
US Congress visitor&#8217;s section
Bionic Genius Web site (virtual bags only are available)


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		<title>Now With More Pulp }{ Podcast Episode 0000031</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/06/15/now-with-more-pulp-podcast-episode-0000031/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/06/15/now-with-more-pulp-podcast-episode-0000031/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 15:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
In this fictitiously pulped-out episode&#8230;
This week we speak with author Paul Malmont. Simon and Schuster thought this might actually help his career.

Episode 0000031 sweet goodness:
Malmont discusses his new book, &#8220;Chinatown Death Cloud Peril&#8221;.  This show also features &#8220;Less Llamas and More Luke,&#8221; with teen sensation Luke, the Universe&#8217;s favorite segment, &#8220;What Does a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Schoolhouse Rock }{ Podcast Episode 0000030</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/06/07/schoolhouse-rock-podcast-episode-0000030/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/06/07/schoolhouse-rock-podcast-episode-0000030/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
This week we scat with jazz legend Bob Dorough, who was the composer and the voice of many of the Schoolhouse Rock episodes that tucked you into bed.

In Educatiomul Episode 0000030:
- How to discipline a genius &#8220;before there was Time-Out&#8221;: an impromptu roundtable discussion
- What does a genius eat for lunch?
- Less Llamas, More [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lost Episode }{ Podcast Episode 0000029</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/05/31/the-lost-episode-podcast-episode-0000029/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/05/31/the-lost-episode-podcast-episode-0000029/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 15:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>The Reel Genius Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000028</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/05/25/the-reel-genius-issue-podcast-episode-0000028/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/05/25/the-reel-genius-issue-podcast-episode-0000028/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 17:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
This week we talk with Jeff Crone and Terry Coffey about a great indie film project called Small Town Scenario.

Episode 0000028 Features:
- What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
- In line at the movies
- Special Interview: Jeff Crone in Hollywood - Jeff talks about the indie film project called Small Town Scenario. Visit the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Running Man }{ Podcast Episode 0000027</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/05/15/the-running-man-podcast-episode-0000027/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/05/15/the-running-man-podcast-episode-0000027/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 14:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
This week we lace-up our running shoes and pull a hami with legendary Ultramarathon Man Dean Karnazes.

Episode 0000027 Milestones:
- What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
- Impromptu &#8220;Will it Whistle?&#8221;
- Inaugural &#8220;Ask a Genius&#8221;  This week we answer listener voicemail: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bionic Cowpokes Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000026</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/05/05/bionic-cowpokes-issue-podcast-episode-0000026/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/05/05/bionic-cowpokes-issue-podcast-episode-0000026/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 20:43:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
This week we saddle-up, hit the trail, gather round the campfire and chew the fat with poet Baxter Black.

Episode 0000026 Features:
- What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
- Terry&#8217;s Car trouble - Serves him right. No cowboy should drive a VW.
- The Missing Ventriloquist Act - Soon you will have the chance to bid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rock-n-Droll }{ Podcast Episode 0000025</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/27/rock-n-droll-podcast-episode-0000025/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/27/rock-n-droll-podcast-episode-0000025/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 18:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
In this episode, the genii speak with Warren Zanes from the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame. Warren also joins us as we play the fastest-growing quiz sensation: Cult or Rock Band!

Episode 0000025 Features:
- Welcome Back Roy!
- Check the Phone Messages
- What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
- Chasing Jon Stewart-FINALLY! We land the interview with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s Roy? }{ Podcast Episode 0000024</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/20/wheres-roy-podcast-episode-0000024/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/20/wheres-roy-podcast-episode-0000024/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 18:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

This week we ask the question: Where&#8217;s Roy? 
That&#8217;s the extent of this one.  If you are a new listener to tBGR, we apologize from the bottom of our hearts.
When creating this post, I used the work inane {spelled incorrectly}. I find it particularly amusing that the term PODCAST CHATTER is in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the Bionic Genius Compound</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/18/the-bionic-genius-compound/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/18/the-bionic-genius-compound/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 13:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We cannot disclose the location of our broadcast facility in Indiana, but we wanted to share some of the photos of our hip facilities.  photos by interns Wes, Klorf and Jafs








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		<title>News from the Bionic Genius Compound</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/18/news-from-the-bionic-genius-compound/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/18/news-from-the-bionic-genius-compound/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 13:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve already had several emails asking how we built our TIME MACHINE.
Truth be told, we obtained our time machine prototype from Glendy M. at the Benjamin Franklin Science Fair.  We convinced her that a stack of Pokemon cards, Roy&#8217;s Nano and 10,000 Second Life Lindex credits was a fair trade.
We think her father, Mr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time Travel Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000023</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/13/time-travel-issue-podcast-episode-0000023/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/13/time-travel-issue-podcast-episode-0000023/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 18:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
In this action packed episode
the Genii speak with Amal Dorai about the Time Travel Convention at MIT and Ronald Mallett, Professor of Physics, Uconn.  We also travel back in time and take full responsibility for the end of Betamax.

Episode 0000023 Features:
What Does a Genius Have for Lunch?
Chasing Jon Stewart Update:  an interview [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poetic License Revoked }{ Podcast Episode 0000022</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/06/poetic-license-revoked-podcast-episode-0000022/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/04/06/poetic-license-revoked-podcast-episode-0000022/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 13:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

In this poetic episode, the genii interview former U.S Poet Laureate Billy Collins! The podcast also features a true Scots reading of 16th-Century Scottish poet John Stewart’s &#8220;To Fame,&#8221; and the universe’s fastest-growing quiz sensation, Poet or Cocktail. Josh returns for this show only.
Episode 0000022 Features:
-What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
-Chasing Jon Stewart [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Buck Stops Here. }{ Podcast Episode 0000021</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/31/the-buck-stops-here-podcast-episode-0000021/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/31/the-buck-stops-here-podcast-episode-0000021/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 15:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

In this action-packed episode, the Bionic Geniuses speak with the Weather Prognisticating Llama and Buck Foley, Motivational Speaker.  Also featuring a tribute to Buck Owens with the latest quiz sensation: HEE-HAW HONEY or SCIENTOLOGIST?
Episode 0000021 Features:
-What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
-Mr. Prozac / Mark Harries, handler and confidant of Mr. Prozac, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Off the Wagon }{ Podcast Episode 0000020</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/24/off-the-wagon-podcast-episode-0000020/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/24/off-the-wagon-podcast-episode-0000020/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Learn all about whisky from Mark Gillespie of whiskycast.com and the Worlds Worst Opening Line Contest interview with Scott Rice from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.
Episode 0000020 Features:
{Roy, pictured at left, wearing his Superman costume}
What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
Chasing Jon Stewart: Interview with Mark Gillespie of whiskycast.com, a podcast dedicated to whisky.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>★ NEWS BITS ★</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/24/news-bits/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/24/news-bits/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 13:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[★ THE POWER OF DREW DOMKUS ★
To our surprise, we were called-out on the Dawn &#038; Drew Show.  The VW Partisan gave us the what-for.
Listen to the edited clip from episode 278 from their show.  Funny!
★ GMA FEATURES tBGR! ★
ABC&#8217;s Good Morning America aired a great piece on moustaches, and included photos of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fade to Bluegrass }{ Podcast Episode 0000019</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/17/fade-to-bluegrass-podcast-episode-0000019/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/17/fade-to-bluegrass-podcast-episode-0000019/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

In this episode, the Geniuses are broadcasting live from the road in Riverside Iowa, birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk. Featuring music and an interview with Iron Horse - A Bluegrass band who covers Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Modest Mouse, The Shins and more!
Episode 0000019 Featurette:
What does a Genius Have for Lunch?
Chasing Jon Stewart Update
Rock-n-Roll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roy Featured in St. Patrick&#8217;s Day Parade as CAPTAIN PIKE!</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/17/roy-featured-in-trekie-parade-as-captain-pike/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/17/roy-featured-in-trekie-parade-as-captain-pike/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 22:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re having some fun out here!  Thanks for your support! Lonnie Gimmons {raspberry hat} is pictured pulling our Roy.
Dyersville Iowa welcomed St. Patrick&#8217;s Day with their Helms&#8217; Main Street Parade.  We were lucky as Irish to stay at the Helms Bed &#038; Breakfast.  Alan was excited about the free wireless internet; Roy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>van broke STOP send love to families FULL STOP</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/17/issue-0000019-on-the-way/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/17/issue-0000019-on-the-way/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 20:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We apologize for the delay. The VW van broke down when we visited the Field of Dreams Baseball Diamond, and it took us a couple of days to tie in to the power grid, readjust satellite locations and throw up false trails for the CIA. We should be finished with these technical preparations by this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome Dawn &#038; Drew Show listeners!</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/16/welcome-dawn-drew-show-listeners/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/16/welcome-dawn-drew-show-listeners/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 13:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[While presenting you all with a huge laurel and hearty handshake, we also have some &#8217;splainin&#8217; to do for our regular listeners/visitors. The geniuses sold their souls to the ones who sold their souls to the devil.  Yes, they bought air time on The Dawn &#038; Drew Show.  Surprisingly to Terry, Alan &#038; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>tBGR Travel Journal</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/13/bionic-genius-travel-journal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/13/bionic-genius-travel-journal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 20:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  
We wanted to share our travels with you.  Hop-over to The Bionic Genius Travel Journal and see what this great country of ours has to offer!

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		<title>tBGR Travel Photo Journal</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/13/tbgr-travel-photo-journal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/13/tbgr-travel-photo-journal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 20:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[say cheese.
In early March, the Bionic Genii set-out on a trip across America, destination: THE OSCARS in Hollywood, California.  This photo journal is a record of our amazing trip, and all of the cool things we tried along the way&#8230;

The Bionic Geniuses pose during a visit to the UFO Museum in Roswell, New  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>POETRY SLAM Things That Crunch</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/10/poetry-slam-things-that-crunch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/10/poetry-slam-things-that-crunch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 19:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Genii added weekly to thier very own poem, which was read to Billy Collins on  April 5th, 2006.  Here&#8217;s the link for the POETRY LICENSE REVOKED show.


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		<title>★ NEWS BIT ★tBGR Gets Props on Odeo</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/10/news-thinglet-tbgr-gets-props-on-odeo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/10/news-thinglet-tbgr-gets-props-on-odeo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 17:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The kind folks at Odeo have added our podcast to their Staff List!  What a great honor from the people who know stuff about stuff.  Hippety-Hop over to Odeo and tell them we said HELLO-DEO.

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		<title>Genius On Bored }{ Podcast Episode 0000018</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/10/genius-on-bored-podcast-episode-0000018/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/10/genius-on-bored-podcast-episode-0000018/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 13:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Taped on our way back from the Oscars!  We have been visiting some great sites in California. This episode is recorded from the parking lot of the Burlingame Museum of Pez, here in Burlingame, California. Dont all roadtrips have their snags?  We sure did on this show.
 Episode 0000018 Dinner Entre:
 What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEWS BIT }{ Pamelia Kurstin hits the road</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/08/news-bit-pamelia-kurstin-hits-the-road/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/08/news-bit-pamelia-kurstin-hits-the-road/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We thought you should know: Pamelia, the theremin player who was nominated for CRAZIEST LAUGH from Episode 0000008 is going on tour. Says she:
I am hitting london this friday&#8230; then off to georgia to tour with barbez  to South by Southwest.. then March 25 in Paris, with Sebastien Tellier (first time in a LONG [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pez Heads on the Road</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/07/pez-heads-on-the-road/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/07/pez-heads-on-the-road/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2006 14:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re traveling back from Cali!  We&#8217;ve stopped-off at some great sites that we&#8217;ll tell you about on this week&#8217;s show.  We&#8217;ve been camped outside the Burlingame Museum of Pez, here in Burlingame, California.
We&#8217;re using the Kinko&#8217;s computers here in Millbrae, responding to all of your emails, but need to wrap this up.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bionic Bling</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/07/bionic-bling/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/07/bionic-bling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2006 14:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Darnell Skruggs, with an apparent eye injury, sends his peace from Cali.

Hank &#8220;Handlebar&#8221; Hoolihan poses for a photo in Amsterdam.

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		<title>The Podsker Awards Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000017</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/02/the-podsker-awards-issue-podcast-episode-0000017/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/03/02/the-podsker-awards-issue-podcast-episode-0000017/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 13:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[

This episode is recorded live from the red carpet.  A special remote show! Show notes below
Episode 0000017 Bling:
 This special episode was recorded live from the red carpet in sunny Hollywood California!  The trip was worth it, as you will hear in this exciting episode.
Oscar picks from Janitor Jack Riggs
Another embarrasing Bionic Dance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Genii in the bottle.</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/28/genii/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/28/genii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2006 16:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Writing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
 Thanks to Melvin Postlewait of Billings, MT for sending this to our attention.
We acknowledge the inappropriate use, but will continue to use the term geniuses.
We suggest that you seek life outside the Parmly Billings Library.
Thanks also for sending us your photo, Mel.
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		<title>What the critics are saying about tBGR</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/27/what-the-critics-are-saying-about-the-bionic-genius-roundtable/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/27/what-the-critics-are-saying-about-the-bionic-genius-roundtable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 16:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I hope this is the  future of podcasting &#8230; because I hate podcasting and I want to see it  die.&#8221;
Entertainment Tonight
&#8220;A terrorist plot to  destroy the Internet.&#8221;
O&#8217;Reilly Factor
&#8220;Allows Heather Graham  to save face by saying, &#8216;at least my sitcom wasn&#8217;t THAT bad&#8217;.&#8221;
TV  Guide
&#8220;A flaming brown bag  of doody on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Presidents and Parrots</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/24/presidents-and-parrots-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/24/presidents-and-parrots-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Studies show that 13 out of 10 high school students are flunking math. And a study done in 2005 (or was it 1902?) shows that the majority of high school history students believe there have only been 43 Presidents of the United States, as opposed to the 243.765 Presidents we&#8217;ve actually had.
the Bionic Geniuses present [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Go Monkey Go Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000016</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/24/the-go-monkey-go-issue-podcast-episode-0000016/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/24/the-go-monkey-go-issue-podcast-episode-0000016/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 13:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Illustration]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 

This week week we interview N!cholas Gurewitch who talks about his hilarious comic strip, Perry Bible Fellowship.
Episode 0000016 Agendum:
What does a genius eat for lunch?

Chasing Jon Stewart Update: phone call to Coliseum Bookstore.
Presidents and Parrots: On each Presidential birthday, we will post information on a president and the  parrot we think he most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Presidents and Parrots</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/24/presidents-and-parrots/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/24/presidents-and-parrots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Writing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Studies show that 13 out of 10 high school students are flunking math. And a study done in 2005 {or was it 1902?} shows that the majority of high school history students believe there have only been 43 Presidents of the United States, as opposed to the 243.765 Presidents we&#8217;ve actually had. And, perhaps even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>tBGR streams audio for the feeble</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/17/tbgr-streams-audio-for-the-feeble/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/17/tbgr-streams-audio-for-the-feeble/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 14:42:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If you don&#8217;t want to wait for your MP3 download, you can stream it online. The SHOW INDEX page has links forthwith.
We&#8217;ve also added the Podcast Player within each episode. Launch the player now.
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		<title>Jibber Jabber Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000015</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/16/jibber-jabber-issue-podcast-episode-0000015/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/16/jibber-jabber-issue-podcast-episode-0000015/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 00:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
 

The genius interview with Gregg Spiridellis from JibJab, our favorite of the mustachioed humorists.
Episode 0000015 Kerfuffle:
And then there were three: Josh has clipped the umbilical cord for freedom.  He will be missed at the roundtable.
Special Interview: Gregg Spiridellis from JibJab waxes poetic on the history and the future success of the creatives at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Contact Us</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/14/contact-us/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/14/contact-us/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Contact the Bionic Genius Roundtable.
Ask about our holiday tours of the compound!


Email: roundtable at bionic genius dot com
Phone: 206-NOODLE-6
Go Postal: The Bionic Genius Compound, Anytown USA
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		<title>Bionic Geniuses at Play</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/10/day-off/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/10/day-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 13:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What do the Bionic Geniuses do in their spare time?
        
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		<title>Bionic Train Wreck }{ Podcast Episode 0000014</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/09/bionic-train-wreck-podcast-episode-0000014/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/09/bionic-train-wreck-podcast-episode-0000014/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 00:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

 
This was the last day of our intern program. Good luck Josh.
This week, the Bionic Geniuses just have fun. Episode 0000014 embelishments:
 What does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
 Poetry Slam-Things That Crunch - Ramping-up to our Billy Collins interview {April 5th} with the poem that never ends: Things That Crunch.
 ZZ-top, Sigue [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dry Fly Gospel-Free</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/03/dry-fly-gospel-free-a-short-story-collection-by-terry-coffey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/03/dry-fly-gospel-free-a-short-story-collection-by-terry-coffey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2006 16:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dry Fly Gospel-Free
A Short Story Collection by Terry Coffey
Dry Fly Gospel is a collection of stories in which the Good News&#8211;the Gospel&#8211;of fly fishing is reflected in its impact on the lives of the protagonists.
In this collection you&#8217;ll find sci-fi/X-Files, semi-religious, experimental, hardboiled spoof, and more.
Enjoy the good news of fly fishing.
Download this free pdf [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome BoingBoing visitors!</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/03/welcome-boingboing-visitors/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/03/welcome-boingboing-visitors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2006 15:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<strong><img src="http://www.bionicgenius.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/tBGRbannerboing.gif" alt="Bionic BoingBoing" align="left"/ />A special Bionic Genius welcome to those of you who've bounced our way from boingboing.net</strong>. Although you may come to believe so later, there is no mistake. The manly coifs you see depicted above do, indeed, belong to the Bionic Geniuses... <a href="http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/03/welcome-boingboing-visitors">{carry-on, oh wayward son}</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bionic BoingBoing }{ Podcast Episode 0000013</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/02/bionic-boingboing-podcast-episode-0000013/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/02/02/bionic-boingboing-podcast-episode-0000013/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Illustration]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Our Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 

 On this Groundhog Day, Mark Frauenfelder joins us from boingboing.net to discuss comics, writing and life at the Boing.
WIN A BIONIC GENIUS T-SHIRT JUST FOR LISTENING.
 
Episode 0000013 accoutrements:
Josh announces he is leaving the Roundtable
Groundhog preliminary discussion, leading into vampirism for no reason whatsoever
What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
Phonecall to Punxsutawney, PA [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And Speaking of Segways }{ Podcast Episode 0000012</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/26/and-speaking-of-segways-podcast-episode-0000012/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/26/and-speaking-of-segways-podcast-episode-0000012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

 This week we speak with Josh Caldwell, who rode a Segway across America.
 
Topics include:
 What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
 Shout-out to the Joan and Jeff Show.
Chasing Jon Stewart Update
Josh gets promoted to Science Officer
Discussion: Gilligans Island the Movie Casting of the Castaways
Win a Bionic Genius T-Shirt! Listen how now, mien [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Latine Loqui Coactus Sum</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/25/latine-loqui-coactus-sum-a-sci-fi-short-story/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/25/latine-loqui-coactus-sum-a-sci-fi-short-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Latine Loqui Coactus Sum
by Terry Coffey
&#8220;Now then.&#8221; Dr. Spangler puts down the phone, crosses his legs, and looks over the top of his reading glasses at the young man in the patients&#8217; chair. &#8220;I&#8217;m a bit confused. You say your name is Josephus?&#8221;
Most of those affected by whatever it is are totally uncommunicative, a side [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Death Rumors Confirmed?</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/20/death-rumors-confirmed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/20/death-rumors-confirmed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 14:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo evidence suggests musician, former <strong>Blue's Clues host did, indeed, die in a whaling accident off Nova Scotia.</strong>
<a href="http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/20/death-rumors-confirmed">keep-on keepin' on
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		<title>Blue Dustmites Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000011</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/19/blue-dustmites-issue-podcast-episode-0000011/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/19/blue-dustmites-issue-podcast-episode-0000011/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 17:08:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
The Geniuses are proud to offer this exciting interview show to you.  Steve Burns joins us from New York to discuss his genius music and life after Blues Clues.  {thanks for the moustache - grown exclusively for our show}

Episode 0000011 features:
What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
Chasing Jon Stewart Update
This Week in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hire Our Intern</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/18/hire-our-intern/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/18/hire-our-intern/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 18:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[While we at the Bionic Genius Roundtable are glad to have Josh on board, we also recognize that no intern can survive on what we are able to pay him&#8211;basically enough to keep his beard trimmed and to buy crackers for his Myna bird, Polly. To that end, we have decided to lend our not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Waggish Email Names</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/17/email-names-to-make-you-giggle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/17/email-names-to-make-you-giggle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 20:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[actual email names
These are names from actual emails we&#8217;ve received.  If your funny name appears on our list, please take us off of your list.  If not, please add your name below.
Crotchety M. Jumbled
Nightstick F. Banditry
Atrocious J. Bureaucracy
Cork H. Ruckus
Suits D. Souls
Rockers H. Pier
Midshipman M. Pocketful
Makeshifts U. Delicacy
Unpaved D. Inflect
Koestler A. Foolhardiness
Whenever H. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Trachtenburg Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000010</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/12/the-trachtenburg-issue-podcast-episode-0000010/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/12/the-trachtenburg-issue-podcast-episode-0000010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 00:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Our Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 

 The Geniuses are proud to offer this exciting interview show to you.  If you have never heard of The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, you are in for a treat!
Enjoy!
 
Episode 0000010 features:
Chasing Jon Stewart Update: This week we call the New York office of The Comedy Central Network. Listen as we get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PODCAST SHOW INDEX</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/07/podcast-show-index/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/07/podcast-show-index/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2006 21:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[You could browse the  site for our shows, or just select from the links below.
 NOVEMBER 2005
Episode 0000001 &#124; The Meet &#38; Greet Issue

Episode 0000002 &#124; Dipping the Bionic Toe in the Water Issue

Episode 0000003 &#124; 2005 Thanksgiving Special &#124; Stream it

Episode 0000004 &#124; The Snowglobe Issue &#124; Stream it

DECEMBER 2005
Episode 0000005 &#124; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Subscribe to tBGR&#8217;s feed!</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/06/subscribe-to-tbgrs-feed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/06/subscribe-to-tbgrs-feed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 20:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Web Matters]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Unclassified]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t already subscribed to our feed, you can do it right here and right now!
Do you use iTunes? Yahoo?  Just click a link below to subscribe.  This way, each and every issue will come knocking at your door.  If it appears that after the knocking, all that&#8217;s left is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bionic Genius Test</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/06/bionic-genius-test/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/06/bionic-genius-test/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 18:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Unclassified]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[smart as you look?
Are you a Bionic Genius? Take our test and find out!
1. How much of your body is made up of bionic (i.e. non-organic) matter?
A. 100%
B. 75%
C. 50%
D. 25%
E. It’s a violation of my rights to ask this question
2. Which best describes your memory:
A. Steel trap
B. Rusty cage
C. Broken
D. Breached dam
E. Highly selective [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coming in on a Wing and a Prayer }{ Episode 0000009</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/06/coming-in-on-a-wing-and-a-prayer-podcast-episode-0000009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/06/coming-in-on-a-wing-and-a-prayer-podcast-episode-0000009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 18:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Our Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
The Geniuses are proud to offer this exciting podcast to you.  If you are fans of Wings music, you will love this celebrity interview. Enjoy!

Episode 0000009 features:
Chasing Jon Stewart Update: Special phone interview with Drew Carey – a busy man in the entertainment industry.  We talked with Drew about Q95s the Bob [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bionic Genius Test</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/05/the-bionic-genius-test/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2006/01/05/the-bionic-genius-test/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 18:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Writing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Unclassified]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are you genius enough?
TAKE THE TEST.
]]></description>
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		<title>The Theremin Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000008</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/26/the-theremin-issue-podcast-episode-0000008/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/26/the-theremin-issue-podcast-episode-0000008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2005 01:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Our Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Episode 0000008, featuring:
Star Trek opening theme and score throughout the show, by Project Pimento, featuring Theremenist Dr. Robbie Virus. Visit Project Pimento over at www.projectpimento.com
Phone call to Kacy Andrews, CEO Bigfoot Productions - Connected to The Daily Show? We also talked with Kacy about her film school: International Academy of Film and Television in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the Bionic Genius Annals</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/22/the-bionic-genius-annuls/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/22/the-bionic-genius-annuls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 19:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Frederick and Floyd Expedition:

SUMMARY
A fopish banker escaping his past and his big, dumb brother falling and breaking things. This is the untold story of a previously unknown pair of brothers whose presence for at least a part of the great Lewis and Clark Expedition is bringing some shocking revision to frontier history. Frederick and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Christmas Slay Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000007</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/20/our-latest-podcast-the-christmas-slay-issue/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/20/our-latest-podcast-the-christmas-slay-issue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Our Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 

In this episode we discuss:
Daily Aspiration update; including Terry performing the song Chasing Jon Stewart
The Bionic Geniuses speak with Christopher VanCringula
Our favorite comic strips
Terry and Roy have their own favorite: Short-N-Snappy
Final Christmas wishlist
 
]]></description>
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		<title>Chasing Jon Stewart Log</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/16/the-chasing-jon-stewart-log/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/16/the-chasing-jon-stewart-log/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 17:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Unclassified]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We all have aspirations. Inspiration. Perspiration. Alienation.
The Bionic Geniuses have all of these, wrapped into a single, mind-blowingly psychotic effort: Chasing Jon Stewart.
Chasing Jon Stewart is our bionic effort to accomplish one of three things:
we&#8217;re still chasin&#8217;
(1) Get the Bionic Genius Roundtable mentioned on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart; (2) Get the Bionic Geniuses [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Star Wars Holiday Special</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/14/the-star-wars-christmas-special/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/14/the-star-wars-christmas-special/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 13:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Unclassified]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[passengers: please prepare your air discomfort bags.
Curious Star Wars fans like ourselves are scratching our heads about this Special.
The Star Wars Holiday Special, a made for TV program originally aired on November 17, 1978.
Painful as it may be, we offer you the link to view this special first-hand.
The Bionic Geniuses are not responsible for lost [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Life Day Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000006</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/13/our-latest-podcast-the-life-day-issue-episode-0000006/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/13/our-latest-podcast-the-life-day-issue-episode-0000006/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 02:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Our Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 

this UBER-GEEK Episode features:
Tony Danza.  Enough said.
What SHOULD NOT become a Christmas Special; the Specials we hate.
Daily Aspiration: Our Quest to Appear on Comedy Centrals The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
The Star Wars Holiday Special Discussion; Everything you never wanted to know, including a special call to Steve Winslow, Star Wars uber-fan.
Who or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ballad of Billy Bass</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/13/ballad-of-billy-bass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/13/ballad-of-billy-bass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 16:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Original Composition: Sing-along with Terry!]]></description>
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		<title>Lutefisk Contest Results }{ Week One</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/13/lutefisk-contest-results-week-one/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/13/lutefisk-contest-results-week-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 15:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Unclassified]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As announced in <a href="http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/new-podcast-the-lutefisk-issue"><strong>The Lutefisk Issue, podcast 0000005</strong></a>, we're running a contest for our listeners to submit their best depiction of lutefisk.
<strong>The Lutefisk Contest entries have been pouring in!  <a href="http://www.bionicgenius.com/?p=43">Take a look...</a></strong>]]></description>
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		<title>Get Your Santa Vampire Shirt Today!</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/12/get-your-santa-vampire-shirt-today/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/12/get-your-santa-vampire-shirt-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2005 21:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[By popular demand, we offer you the chance to sport your own Santa Vampire T-Shirt!
Head over to The Store for the Bionically Challenged and buy yours now!
]]></description>
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		<title>tBGR Merch</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/12/our-merch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/12/our-merch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2005 20:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Unclassified]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Bionic Genius Company Store is now open!  Head on over to: cafepress.com/bionicgenius

]]></description>
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		<title>The Lutefisk Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000005</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/new-podcast-the-lutefisk-issue/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/new-podcast-the-lutefisk-issue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Our Podcast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 


Beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
In the Lutefisk Issue we discuss:
Lutefisk - Special interview with Mike from Mike’s Fish and Seafood, Inc., MN
What ever happened to … Hermie the elf?
Bionic Genius Christmas Picks.
Santa’s a Vampire?
 
 
 
 
Lutefisk Art Contest! Tune in to win!
Billy Bass - musical Tribute to the Singing Fish.

 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who or what is Santa Claus?</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/who-or-what-is-santa-claus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/who-or-what-is-santa-claus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Unclassified]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/who-or-what-is-santa-claus"><img src='/wp-content/Santavampire.gif' alt='Santa Vampire' border="0" /></a>
If I told you there was a man who never seemed to die but lived on century after century, crept about only at night, snuck into our homes through the use of magic, could command animals,  kept small people as slaves, could fly through the night sky and had a fascination with children, naturally you’d think I was describing a vampire.
But NO! That’s a description of Santa Claus. So, is Santa Claus a vampire? Let’s look at some disturbing facts…]]></description>
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		<title>the Bionic Genius Lutefisk Artwork Contest!</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/the-bionic-genius-lutefisk-artwork-contest/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/the-bionic-genius-lutefisk-artwork-contest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Bionic Geniuses are sponsoring their first-ever contest. No, <em>that's no lye-there's nothing fishy going on</em>-we're looking for your lutefisk-related artwork! ]]></description>
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		<title>Terry&#8217;s Bionic Genius Christmas Picks</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/terrys-bionic-genius-christmas-picks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/terrys-bionic-genius-christmas-picks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[On Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[On Writing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Terry wants you to have a merry little Christmas, and his shopping suggestions will help you back off the ledge.]]></description>
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		<title>What ever happened to &#8230; Hermie the elf?</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/what-ever-happened-to-hermie-the-elf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/08/what-ever-happened-to-hermie-the-elf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 19:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
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Hermie, of course, is the elf made famous by the Rankin and Bass television special, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If you recall, Hermie (NOT Herbie, as many people mistakenly call him) wanted to be a dentist, not a toymaker like all the other elves. Everyone made fun of Hermie, until he helped save the day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lutefisk Links</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/06/lutefisk-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/06/lutefisk-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2005 13:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This page dedicated to the original potted meat, the Lutefisk.
Translated, lutefisk means lye fish, which refers to the process of soaking dry fish in lye solution.
While we&#8217;ve never tried the Norwegian delicacy, it must truly be something.
We talked with Mike at Mike&#8217;s Fish &#038; Seafood, Inc. about this amazing treat!
Hop over to listen to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pop-Up Ad of the Moment</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/02/ad-of-the-week/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/02/ad-of-the-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 20:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Mark Your Territory.</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/02/mark-your-territory/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/02/mark-your-territory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 19:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Leave your scent on the Bionic Genius World Map!  Head over to Frapper through this link and stick your pin in our map!
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		<title>The AV Closet</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/01/the-av-closet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/01/the-av-closet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 00:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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Snow Globes and You: Why Should You Care?
Educational filmstrip from the archives.
12.01.2005 &#124; MP3 format &#124; 2.4MB &#124; Mono

Ballad of Billy Bass - Terry Coffey &#124; Kämmërõrchêstër Orchestral Mix
Terry sings about the gift he wants the most.
12.08.2005 &#124; MP3 format &#124; 2.4MB &#124; Stereo

Luke from the Cutting Room Floor - Episode 0000032
We had to pull [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obsessive Links</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/01/obsessive-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/12/01/obsessive-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2005 13:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So you&#8217;ve been to sites where the site owner is really obsessed with a particular subject.
We&#8217;ve seen a few that we&#8217;ve listed below.  If you find some that make your jaw hit the roundtable, send them in via the comment link below.
{roy} This is a large site devoted to studying the movie &#8220;The Dark [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Snowglobe Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000004</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/30/the-snowglobe-episode-0000004/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/30/the-snowglobe-episode-0000004/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2005 00:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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Jed the intern did not join us in the studio this week, but we had a ball!
Listen as your geniuses discuss:
Their favorite reality shows.
Will it Whistle?
Stealing Creativity.
Favorite Christmas Shows.
The History of Snowglobes - a filmstrip from the archives.
Questions or Comments? Call 206-NOODLE-6 and leave a message, or e-mail roundtable @ bionicgenius.com. Maybe we will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snow Globes and You }{ Why You Should Care</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/30/snow-globes-and-you-why-you-should-care/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/30/snow-globes-and-you-why-you-should-care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 17:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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We&#8217;ve reached deep into the Bionic Genius AV closet to bring you the audio from the presentation, Snow Globes and You: Why You Should Care.
This audio presentation was played live on Episode 0000004. If you haven&#8217;t heard this episode, you owe it to yourself to listen.

This vintage cassette has been restored to the original pristine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome!</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/23/welcome/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/23/welcome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We like to discuss music, books, art, movies, TV, the creative process and more&#8211;plus you may even hear a comedy sketch from time to time.
Wherein three bionic geniuses wax profoundly poetic on all subjects creative. Seriously, we talk about music, books, art, movies, TV, the creative process and more&#8211;plus you may even hear a comedy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thanksgiving Special }{ Podcast Episode 0000003</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/23/2005-thanksgiving-special/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/23/2005-thanksgiving-special/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[the Bionic Genius Roundtable’s Live Thanksgiving Show!
In this episode, the geniuses broadcast in full Pilgrim dress, out in the woods of Plymouth {Indiana}, complete with blunderbusses.
the Bionic Genius Roundtable’s Live Thanksgiving Show!
In this episode, the geniuses broadcast in full Pilgrim dress, out in the woods of Plymouth {Indiana}, complete with blunderbusses. Jed joins us this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jed the Amish Intern speaks his mind</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/23/jed-the-amish-intern-speaks-his-mind/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/23/jed-the-amish-intern-speaks-his-mind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 18:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So far, Jed is our favorite intern.  Jed showed me some great Amish / Thanksgiving links, and taught me a great way to search using Google.]]></description>
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		<title>Grandma Coffey&#8217;s Thanksgiving Leftover Smoothie</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/23/grandma-coffeys-thanksgiving-leftover-smoothie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/23/grandma-coffeys-thanksgiving-leftover-smoothie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 18:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Enjoy this Coffey family tradition for getting rid of that post-Thanksgiving indigestion, and also leftovers. As heard on the Bionic Genius Roundtable Thanksgiving Special.]]></description>
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		<title>Short-N-Snappy</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/22/short-n-snappy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/22/short-n-snappy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Short-N-Snappy are provided by Roy Smith &#38; Terry Coffey.

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		<title>Become a BGR Intern!</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/18/become-a-brg-intern/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/18/become-a-brg-intern/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 18:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[work for free!
Do you have talents far beyond your peers?  Show us you have what it takes by submitting the Internship Application.  A member of our staff will contact you.  We might even talk about at the roundtable.
CLICK HERE to launch the internship application. Please print the application and fax it to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What the heck is a podcast?</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/18/what-the-heck-is-a-podcast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/18/what-the-heck-is-a-podcast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 18:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[the Bionic Genius Roundtable’s podcasts are always free.
Most podcatching software is free, too.
A Podcast is a prerecorded audio program, a lot like a radio program that you listen to on your computer. Because it&#8217;s prerecorded, you can listen to it any time you want. Although everyone calls it &#8220;Pod&#8221;casting, you don&#8217;t need an Apple iPod [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Moon Pie That Saved My Life</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/18/man-blows-moon-pie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/18/man-blows-moon-pie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 15:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<em>[submitted by Alahondro the Intern in lieu of Mr. Houser]</em>
The Bionic Geniuses have published their second successful podcast.  Mr. Houser tells me that the measure of success is determined by the warm fuzzies that one gets from hearing his own voice...]]></description>
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		<title>Dipping the Bionic Toe in the Water Issue }{ Podcast Episode 0000002</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/18/dipping-the-bionic-toe-in-the-water-issue-podcast-episode-0000002/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/18/dipping-the-bionic-toe-in-the-water-issue-podcast-episode-0000002/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[SADLY, THE AUDIO HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM THE ARCHIVES.  WHOEVER STOLE THIS EPISODE CAN KEEP IT.

Topics include:
The first ever &#8220;Will it whistle?&#8221; Tune in to hear first hand if a Mini Moon Pie can whistle.

What movies should be made from cartoons?
Where are they now?
Genius situation comedy discussion.
This was Alahondro the Intern&#8217;s last day &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>About Us</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/17/about/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/17/about/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 18:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[During the late 1960s and early 1970s, America&#8217;s space program was the talk and marvel of the entire world.
Mission after mission successfully sent men first into orbit, then onto the surface of the moon.
Despite the successes, there were some failures, as well-most notably the launch pad fire that killed astronaut Gus Grissom. There was, however, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the B.G.R. Podcast</title>
		<link>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/17/podcast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bionicgenius.com/2005/11/17/podcast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 18:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[huh? what say you?
You can listen to the Bionic Genius Rountable right here at the Bionic Genius web site.  You&#8217;ll see links to grab MP3 files within each issue.  If you already have accounts at iTunes or Yahoo, you can easily search for us there and subscribe.  Here&#8217;s a show list: Podcast [...]]]></description>
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