the Bionic Genius Roundtable

So we’ve caved under the pressures of the man.
We’ve brought banner ads to the site.Keep scrollin’, keep scrollin’… there they are!
We’ve tried to offer something for everyone. I’m only guessing here, but I’m going to display what are bound to be the staff favorites. Ready?
Alan:

Roy:

Terry:

So click long & click hard. Do it for [...]

We have sad news…
Alan is leaving work, which means that he’s leaving the show, or rather — the current set-up of recording over lunch at work. Make sense?
So, if prodded, we can continue the show using a different technology, like voice over IP {Skype}, morse code or carrier pigeon.
Your voice can make a difference. [...]

We discussed “what places would be so bad” that the employer would actually have to hang these… Here’s our list so far {add yours!}

Star Jones’ personal trainer
George Hamilton IV’s canned tan application specialist
Hotel room reserved for Tom Arnold/Roseanne honeymoon
Stouffer’s assembly line
Wing’s recording studio
Soyburger factory
Curves
US Congress visitor’s section
Bionic Genius Web site (virtual bags only are available)

We cannot disclose the location of our broadcast facility in Indiana, but we wanted to share some of the photos of our hip facilities.  photos by interns Wes, Klorf and Jafs

We’ve already had several emails asking how we built our TIME MACHINE.
Truth be told, we obtained our time machine prototype from Glendy M. at the Benjamin Franklin Science Fair. We convinced her that a stack of Pokemon cards, Roy’s Nano and 10,000 Second Life Lindex credits was a fair trade.
We think her father, Mr. [...]

★ THE POWER OF DREW DOMKUS ★
To our surprise, we were called-out on the Dawn & Drew Show. The VW Partisan gave us the what-for.
Listen to the edited clip from episode 278 from their show. Funny!
★ GMA FEATURES tBGR! ★
ABC’s Good Morning America aired a great piece on moustaches, and included photos of [...]

We’re having some fun out here! Thanks for your support! Lonnie Gimmons {raspberry hat} is pictured pulling our Roy.
Dyersville Iowa welcomed St. Patrick’s Day with their Helms’ Main Street Parade. We were lucky as Irish to stay at the Helms Bed & Breakfast. Alan was excited about the free wireless internet; Roy [...]

We apologize for the delay. The VW van broke down when we visited the Field of Dreams Baseball Diamond, and it took us a couple of days to tie in to the power grid, readjust satellite locations and throw up false trails for the CIA. We should be finished with these technical preparations by this [...]

While presenting you all with a huge laurel and hearty handshake, we also have some ’splainin’ to do for our regular listeners/visitors. The geniuses sold their souls to the ones who sold their souls to the devil. Yes, they bought air time on The Dawn & Drew Show. Surprisingly to Terry, Alan & [...]

We wanted to share our travels with you. Hop-over to The Bionic Genius Travel Journal and see what this great country of ours has to offer!

say cheese.
In early March, the Bionic Genii set-out on a trip across America, destination: THE OSCARS in Hollywood, California. This photo journal is a record of our amazing trip, and all of the cool things we tried along the way…

The Bionic Geniuses pose during a visit to the UFO Museum in Roswell, New [...]

The Genii added weekly to thier very own poem, which was read to Billy Collins on April 5th, 2006. Here’s the link for the POETRY LICENSE REVOKED show.

The kind folks at Odeo have added our podcast to their Staff List! What a great honor from the people who know stuff about stuff. Hippety-Hop over to Odeo and tell them we said HELLO-DEO.

We thought you should know: Pamelia, the theremin player who was nominated for CRAZIEST LAUGH from Episode 0000008 is going on tour. Says she:
I am hitting london this friday… then off to georgia to tour with barbez to South by Southwest.. then March 25 in Paris, with Sebastien Tellier (first time in a LONG [...]

We’re traveling back from Cali! We’ve stopped-off at some great sites that we’ll tell you about on this week’s show. We’ve been camped outside the Burlingame Museum of Pez, here in Burlingame, California.
We’re using the Kinko’s computers here in Millbrae, responding to all of your emails, but need to wrap this up. [...]

Darnell Skruggs, with an apparent eye injury, sends his peace from Cali.

Hank “Handlebar” Hoolihan poses for a photo in Amsterdam.

“I hope this is the future of podcasting … because I hate podcasting and I want to see it die.”
Entertainment Tonight
“A terrorist plot to destroy the Internet.”
O’Reilly Factor
“Allows Heather Graham to save face by saying, ‘at least my sitcom wasn’t THAT bad’.”
TV Guide
“A flaming brown bag of doody on [...]

Studies show that 13 out of 10 high school students are flunking math. And a study done in 2005 (or was it 1902?) shows that the majority of high school history students believe there have only been 43 Presidents of the United States, as opposed to the 243.765 Presidents we’ve actually had.
the Bionic Geniuses present [...]

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We’ve also added the Podcast Player within each episode. Launch the player now.

Contact the Bionic Genius Roundtable.
Ask about our holiday tours of the compound!

Email: roundtable at bionic genius dot com
Phone: 206-NOODLE-6
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What do the Bionic Geniuses do in their spare time?

Dry Fly Gospel-Free
A Short Story Collection by Terry Coffey
Dry Fly Gospel is a collection of stories in which the Good News–the Gospel–of fly fishing is reflected in its impact on the lives of the protagonists.
In this collection you’ll find sci-fi/X-Files, semi-religious, experimental, hardboiled spoof, and more.
Enjoy the good news of fly fishing.
Download this free pdf [...]

A special Bionic Genius welcome to those of you who’ve bounced our way from boingboing.net. Although you may come to believe so later, there is no mistake. The manly coifs you see depicted above do, indeed, belong to the Bionic Geniuses… {carry-on, oh wayward son}

Latine Loqui Coactus Sum
by Terry Coffey
“Now then.” Dr. Spangler puts down the phone, crosses his legs, and looks over the top of his reading glasses at the young man in the patients’ chair. “I’m a bit confused. You say your name is Josephus?”
Most of those affected by whatever it is are totally uncommunicative, a side [...]

Photo evidence suggests musician, former Blue’s Clues host did, indeed, die in a whaling accident off Nova Scotia.
keep-on keepin’ on