Posts from — August 2006

So after the dust cleared from Alan’s departure, our legal department is allowing us to return to the roundtable on one condition:

No more skits.

As the genii we are, we’re always looking for loopholes. So we offer you the latest podcast installment, episode 0000037.5.

We’ll be back at the roundtable before you can figure-out the following riddle:

what is round but square, what is hot but cold, what is fast but slow, what is dark but light, what is living but dead, what is hungry yet full, what is wet but dry, never sleeps but has not waken?

So we’ve caved under the pressures of the man.

We’ve brought banner ads to the site.
Keep scrollin’, keep scrollin’… there they are!

We’ve tried to offer something for everyone. I’m only guessing here, but I’m going to display what are bound to be the staff favorites. Ready?

Alan:

Roy:

Terry:

So click long & click hard. Do it for the good of all genii. Genii, not Jedi! Sheesh!

holy cow! where have you been??!

This one’s been sitting around for weeks gathering dust. There’s probably even some dated jokes here about Y2K, failed space shuttle missions and the Nixon administration, but that’s no different than any other show, so you’ll dig it as usual.

Roy and I thought this would definitely be the last installment, but Terry’s grasping at straws, trying to make this work. You’ll need to stay-tuned to the site for upcoming announcements on such things.

This was the last show with the old Alan, prior to developing ADOT {Adult Onset Tourette’s Syndrome} and leaving work.

This is a freakin’ packed show!

We discuss what we’re having for lunch, the live plea for feedback at Nobody Likes Onions, failed attempt at a call to Sirius Network’s Psychic show, another call to Teen Sensation’s Mom who schools us on dope slang, another installment of As The Corn Blows, Episode 2 – The Tie Break {The Genius Wars Sequel – Count Duke’em with Roy & Steve}, Maintenance department takes the roundtable, we share our favorite memories, Alan lies big-time the Sirius phone screener, Roy clocks-out as Terry and Alan riff – hoping the batteries will fail.

Where are they now???
– Alan is now at his new job, with a window, a door and restroom only steps away. The new boss is informed of the ADOT, so he’s also meeting-free for the life of that job. It’s an I.T. gig, so there’s no chance of stability.
– Terry and Roy are back at the same-old daily grind, working with a buncha coughing psychos.

Not only is the audience threatened with only one last broadcast, but we’re also having some technical issues on the site. Sorry so stripped! It must be Karma setting-in.

So yah, the episode titled “THE LAST BROADCAST…MAYBE” will go live shortly, so stay-tuned for that and hopefully more

This week Alan announces that he’s leaving work, which likely means the show will suffer from a hiatus hernia.

We fail at several attempts to call someone who cares: Josh the Intern, Indiana Buddhist Temple, and Indiana’s top terrorist target: Amish Country Popcorn. Yes, popcorn {see Indystar.com}.

Thanks to Erin for this grande Jon Stewart link on youtube, discussing Indiana Terror Targets.