Hire Our Intern

While we at the Bionic Genius Roundtable are glad to have Josh on board, we also recognize that no intern can survive on what we are able to pay him–basically enough to keep his beard trimmed and to buy crackers for his Myna bird, Polly. To that end, we have decided to lend our not insignificant talent and resources to his job search.

Below is Josh’s resume. On a more personal note, the Bionic Geniuses wish to add that Josh is hard-working, conscientious, talented, knowledgeable, and able to sit for a long time without saying anything. At all. Really. It’s kind of freaky. Plus he likes Pina Coladas, gettin caught in the rain, he’s not much into health food but he is into champagne.

Hire him. Now. He’s driving us crazy.

Update: Josh was hired and spent his last week at the roundtable. We’ll keep you updated on his advancement through the fast-food industry. | 02/06/2006