the Bionic Genius Roundtable

This week we speak with Josh Caldwell, who rode a Segway across America.

Topics include:
What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
Shout-out to the Joan and Jeff Show.
Chasing Jon Stewart Update
Josh gets promoted to Science Officer
Discussion: Gilligans Island the Movie Casting of the Castaways
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Latine Loqui Coactus Sum
by Terry Coffey
“Now then.” Dr. Spangler puts down the phone, crosses his legs, and looks over the top of his reading glasses at the young man in the patients’ chair. “I’m a bit confused. You say your name is Josephus?”
Most of those affected by whatever it is are totally uncommunicative, a side [...]

Photo evidence suggests musician, former Blue’s Clues host did, indeed, die in a whaling accident off Nova Scotia.
keep-on keepin’ on

The Geniuses are proud to offer this exciting interview show to you. Steve Burns joins us from New York to discuss his genius music and life after Blues Clues. {thanks for the moustache - grown exclusively for our show}

Episode 0000011 features:
What Does a Genius Eat for Lunch?
Chasing Jon Stewart Update
This Week in [...]

While we at the Bionic Genius Roundtable are glad to have Josh on board, we also recognize that no intern can survive on what we are able to pay him–basically enough to keep his beard trimmed and to buy crackers for his Myna bird, Polly. To that end, we have decided to lend our not [...]

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Crotchety M. Jumbled
Nightstick F. Banditry
Atrocious J. Bureaucracy
Cork H. Ruckus
Suits D. Souls
Rockers H. Pier
Midshipman M. Pocketful
Makeshifts U. Delicacy
Unpaved D. Inflect
Koestler A. Foolhardiness
Whenever H. [...]

The Geniuses are proud to offer this exciting interview show to you. If you have never heard of The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, you are in for a treat!
Enjoy!

Episode 0000010 features:
Chasing Jon Stewart Update: This week we call the New York office of The Comedy Central Network. Listen as we get [...]

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NOVEMBER 2005
Episode 0000001 | The Meet & Greet Issue

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Episode 0000003 | 2005 Thanksgiving Special | Stream it

Episode 0000004 | The Snowglobe Issue | Stream it

DECEMBER 2005
Episode 0000005 | The [...]

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Are you a Bionic Genius? Take our test and find out!
1. How much of your body is made up of bionic (i.e. non-organic) matter?
A. 100%
B. 75%
C. 50%
D. 25%
E. It’s a violation of my rights to ask this question
2. Which best describes your memory:
A. Steel trap
B. Rusty cage
C. Broken
D. Breached dam
E. Highly selective [...]

The Geniuses are proud to offer this exciting podcast to you. If you are fans of Wings music, you will love this celebrity interview. Enjoy!

Episode 0000009 features:
Chasing Jon Stewart Update: Special phone interview with Drew Carey – a busy man in the entertainment industry. We talked with Drew about Q95s the Bob [...]

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