Archive for December, 2005



The Theremin Issue }
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Published on December 26, 2005

Episode 0000008, featuring:
Star Trek opening theme and score throughout the show, by Project Pimento, featuring Theremenist Dr. Robbie Virus. Visit Project Pimento over at www.projectpimento.com
Phone call to Kacy Andrews, CEO Bigfoot Productions - Connected to The Daily Show? We also talked with Kacy about her film school: International Academy of Film and Television in [...]


the Bionic Genius Annals

Published on December 22, 2005

The Frederick and Floyd Expedition:

SUMMARY
A fopish banker escaping his past and his big, dumb brother falling and breaking things. This is the untold story of a previously unknown pair of brothers whose presence for at least a part of the great Lewis and Clark Expedition is bringing some shocking revision to frontier history. Frederick and [...]


The Christmas Slay Issue }
{ Podcast Episode 0000007

Published on December 20, 2005

In this episode we discuss:
Daily Aspiration update; including Terry performing the song Chasing Jon Stewart
The Bionic Geniuses speak with Christopher VanCringula
Our favorite comic strips
Terry and Roy have their own favorite: Short-N-Snappy
Final Christmas wishlist


Chasing Jon Stewart Log

Published on December 16, 2005

We all have aspirations. Inspiration. Perspiration. Alienation.
The Bionic Geniuses have all of these, wrapped into a single, mind-blowingly psychotic effort: Chasing Jon Stewart.
Chasing Jon Stewart is our bionic effort to accomplish one of three things:
we’re still chasin’
(1) Get the Bionic Genius Roundtable mentioned on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart; (2) Get the Bionic Geniuses [...]


The Star Wars Holiday Special

Published on December 14, 2005

passengers: please prepare your air discomfort bags.
Curious Star Wars fans like ourselves are scratching our heads about this Special.
The Star Wars Holiday Special, a made for TV program originally aired on November 17, 1978.
Painful as it may be, we offer you the link to view this special first-hand.
The Bionic Geniuses are not responsible for lost [...]


The Life Day Issue }
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Published on December 13, 2005

this UBER-GEEK Episode features:
Tony Danza. Enough said.
What SHOULD NOT become a Christmas Special; the Specials we hate.
Daily Aspiration: Our Quest to Appear on Comedy Centrals The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
The Star Wars Holiday Special Discussion; Everything you never wanted to know, including a special call to Steve Winslow, Star Wars uber-fan.
Who or [...]


Ballad of Billy Bass

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Original Composition: Sing-along with Terry!


Lutefisk Contest Results }
{ Week One

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As announced in The Lutefisk Issue, podcast 0000005, we’re running a contest for our listeners to submit their best depiction of lutefisk.
The Lutefisk Contest entries have been pouring in! Take a look…


Get Your Santa Vampire Shirt Today!

Published on December 12, 2005

By popular demand, we offer you the chance to sport your own Santa Vampire T-Shirt!
Head over to The Store for the Bionically Challenged and buy yours now!


tBGR Merch

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The Bionic Genius Company Store is now open! Head on over to: cafepress.com/bionicgenius


The Lutefisk Issue }
{ Podcast Episode 0000005

Published on December 8, 2005

Beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
In the Lutefisk Issue we discuss:
Lutefisk - Special interview with Mike from Mike’s Fish and Seafood, Inc., MN
What ever happened to … Hermie the elf?
Bionic Genius Christmas Picks.
Santa’s a Vampire?

Lutefisk Art Contest! Tune in to win!
Billy Bass - musical Tribute to the Singing Fish.

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Who or what is Santa Claus?

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Santa Vampire
If I told you there was a man who never seemed to die but lived on century after century, crept about only at night, snuck into our homes through the use of magic, could command animals, kept small people as slaves, could fly through the night sky and had a fascination with children, naturally you’d think I was describing a vampire.
But NO! That’s a description of Santa Claus. So, is Santa Claus a vampire? Let’s look at some disturbing facts…


the Bionic Genius Lutefisk Artwork Contest!

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The Bionic Geniuses are sponsoring their first-ever contest. No, that’s no lye-there’s nothing fishy going on-we’re looking for your lutefisk-related artwork!


Terry’s Bionic Genius Christmas Picks

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Terry wants you to have a merry little Christmas, and his shopping suggestions will help you back off the ledge.


What ever happened to … Hermie the elf?

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Hermie, of course, is the elf made famous by the Rankin and Bass television special, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If you recall, Hermie (NOT Herbie, as many people mistakenly call him) wanted to be a dentist, not a toymaker like all the other elves. Everyone made fun of Hermie, until he helped save the day [...]


Lutefisk Links

Published on December 6, 2005

This page dedicated to the original potted meat, the Lutefisk.
Translated, lutefisk means lye fish, which refers to the process of soaking dry fish in lye solution.
While we’ve never tried the Norwegian delicacy, it must truly be something.
We talked with Mike at Mike’s Fish & Seafood, Inc. about this amazing treat!
Hop over to listen to the [...]


Pop-Up Ad of the Moment

Published on December 2, 2005


Mark Your Territory.

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Leave your scent on the Bionic Genius World Map! Head over to Frapper through this link and stick your pin in our map!


The AV Closet

Published on December 1, 2005

Snow Globes and You: Why Should You Care?
Educational filmstrip from the archives.
12.01.2005 | MP3 format | 2.4MB | Mono

Ballad of Billy Bass - Terry Coffey | Kämmërõrchêstër Orchestral Mix
Terry sings about the gift he wants the most.
12.08.2005 | MP3 format | 2.4MB | Stereo

Luke from the Cutting Room Floor - Episode 0000032
We had to pull [...]


Obsessive Links

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So you’ve been to sites where the site owner is really obsessed with a particular subject.
We’ve seen a few that we’ve listed below. If you find some that make your jaw hit the roundtable, send them in via the comment link below.
{roy} This is a large site devoted to studying the movie “The Dark [...]