Grandma Coffey’s Thanksgiving Leftover Smoothie

Enjoy this Coffey family tradition for getting rid of that post-Thanksgiving indigestion, and also leftovers. As heard on the Bionic Genius Roundtable Thanksgiving Special.
Ingredients
-handful of leftover turkey (white meat)
-1 cup cranberry sauce
-two candied yam halves
-half slice pumpkin pie (quarter slice of pecan pie can be substituted)
-half cup mashed potatoes
-quarter cup corn
-half cup green bean casserole
-2 cups apple cider
-6 tums tablets (fruit flavored)

Mix ingredients in blender until the consistency of melted ice cream. Pour into tall glasses and chill in refrigerator for 30 minutes. Remove from refrigerator. Pour down drain, wash glass, fill glass with water, add two alka seltzer tablets and drink.